Bountiful Pleasures - Characters

Bountiful Pleasures - Truman

frank

WHO EES DIS?:

Frank is a geometric shape with so much proactive attitude you would probably VOMIT.

It is uncertain what he does at the resort, but he looks like a samosa, and doesn't like to talk about it.

WHAT'S HIS DEALIO?:

Frank is a masterful virtuoso in his ability to manipulate the gullible into what he wants—a conductor of the unfortunate.

If there was a frat-boy who couldn't chug any more beer, he would fill his funnel up with whiskey. If there was a kid with a favourite toy, he would steal it, sell it on E-bay, use the money to buy a t-shirt with a picture of the toy and wear it around the kid.

HIStory:

His life before the resort is unknown.

He arrived at the White Otter Palace through the window, drunk at the wheel of a Bentley full of fancy ladies. He started work the very next day.

LIKES:

Walks on the beach, TV show COPS, The Mclaughlin Group, robot-mechas that kick it "old school", teaching moose to smoke

DISLIKES:

This guy who came on TV and talked about SIN--you know, like all the good stuff, drinking, writing love poems to dogs, break dancing with the Hells Angels--he comes on and totally says like "This stuff ain't good, this stuff ain't proper, no more of this stuff." Might have been the Pope, or Poseidon.