Bountiful Pleasures - Truman
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WHO EES DIS?: Truman works the front desk at the White Otter Palace.

In a Shakespearean tragedy, Truman would be the ill-fated hero. He is the gullible, naïve, awkward, do-gooder.
WHAT'S HIS DEALIO?: Truman is the awkward everyman (bear).

He was always the last bear to the deer carcass, the one wide awake during hibernation because of allergies, or the one who tried to explain to bear hunters that they were only perpetuating a negative socially induced macho male stereotype.
HIStory: He was a business bear. He worked on the "Johnson Account" and had a crummy marriage.

Fleeing his job in the BIG CITY, Truman ran home to his native woods, and started working at an erotic dancing bar for rich rodent gerbils. Luther found him there and got him to work the front desk at the resort.
LIKES: Complicated puzzles, boobies
DISLIKES: People who just do not shut up, popular things, Bon Jovi

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